What we expect from politicians is
the ability to empathize with others’ pain and to judge
calmly for the good of society as a whole.
Yet, in reality, we often witness
conduct that calls such qualities into question.
By stringing together a series of
invented “syndromes,” this poem
sharply exposes what may be lacking—or excessive—in those who hold power.
Mimicking the tone of medical
diagnoses, it becomes a satirical social critique.
“The Qualifications of a Politician”
Emotional Deficiency Syndrome
Emotional Deprivation Disorder
Emotional Absence Syndrome
Emotional Defect Disorder
Emotional Numbness Syndrome
Empathy Deficit Disorder
Emotional Dysfunction Syndrome
Emotional Instability Disorder
Emotional Volatility Syndrome
Emotional Underdevelopment Disorder
Empathy-Impairment Syndrome
Emotional Expression Difficulty Syndrome
Emotional Neglect Disorder
Emotional Bias Syndrome
Emotional Concealment Syndrome
Emotional Rejection Disorder
Underdeveloped Self-Identity Syndrome
Incomplete Self-Identity Disorder
Unestablished Self-Identity Syndrome
Self-Overestimation Syndrome
Self-Development Grandiosity Syndrome
Self-Adoring Exhibitionist Pleasure
Syndrome
Excessive Self-Affirmation Disorder